You little punk, you're driving real fast
Are you rushing to get a birth certificate?
You're gonna crash sooner or later!
It's so funny...
Are we going to catch thieves or watch TV?
Catch thieves!
Catch thieves... really?
Why do you both keep looking at the TV set?
Your one hundred dollars monthly incomes already come with 2 meals per day
Do you want me to include your nighttime snack too?
Okay, okay... take this
If a wizard comes out from this lamp and
grants you wishes
what... would you like?
I'm so hungry now!
I could really go for a bowl of BBQ pork rice!
I'm very hungry too! And I need to pee!
Pee again!? If you take another leak I'll deduct your salary!
A takeaway order. Two bowls of BBQ pork rice...
To an antique store...
Don't enter from the front. I'll open the back door for you...
That's not good! Just like letting thieves in!
Thieves are really getting in!
What a waste to be thieves at such a young age!
Yup, what a waste!
How could you get in?
I... I've ordered... a takeaway delivery!
What? A takeaway delivery?
You both had better not die before 70!
Why?
You won't have enough money to be deducted before that!
I wish... to marry cousin Jane
I wish to fight better than Bruce Lee...
I wanna be rich...
Watching those crap movies! Rubbing this broken lamp...
So smelly... throw it away!
Hello, aunt... ie...
Are you nuts?
My cousin Jane who is studying aerospace technology...
learns how to make rockets in MIT
She collapsed due to her study
She visits her friends and relatives...
Then bites off their noses!
Your... cousin...
... Jane... Lam...
I'm not a doctor, pointless to tell me!
I... I have to go to A... America!
Do you have the money? Are you going to swim there?
Don't ask me for any money!
Is this enough for the air ticket?
You can probably afford a boat ticket instead!
You have very low income
How could you have such a big piggie money bank?
Where does the money come from? You'd better tell me!
My... my saving of a marriage fund since I was a kid!
Bring it here; bring it here!
Bring what...
Let me tell you, you shitty...
Jane, don't be afraid. I'm coming...
Sorry, director...
Don't you know 1969 people are lining up outside to get this job?
Yup!
Congratulations! Hi, I'm Harmy Bobo
A student from Hogwartts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
and my ID no. is 7654321. You can call me Bobo!
As long as someone has rubbed the lamp I'd pop out
Although I'm not a graduated wizard
I'm still able to fulfill your three wishes!
Listen carefully... Basically for anything
You like!
But let me remind you of one thing
It's probably unrealistic for making a grand wish
And absolutely a waste for a small one!
Let me give you a tip
In general, people wish for fame, wealth, beauties, etc
Do you both understand?
Who actually rubbed the lamp? Please make your wish... right here
Do you... know how to make a rocket?
Sure, where would you like to put it? Not much room for a big one here!
Jane Lam!
Who is Jane Lam?
Your cousin Fugu want out to look for you
You'd better hurry up to catch him! Still have time!
You can catch the ferry if you hurry up!
Hurry up!
My cousin is here!
Is Litter Bug your cousin?
He indeed is a handsome guy. And he somehow got a curse!
Not your business anyway!
Excuse me, someone's calling...
Hello, yes... I've arrived!
Do you think that is a top-ranking preserved salt fish?
Working on it now. Got it!
Who's the one that rubbed the lamp?
Please make your wish right here!
Just make something and get rid of her!
I can't just make anything!
Hold on please. I forgot to turn on the recorder
Miss, how about you go looking for your cousin?
He loves to play with radionics!
My cousin? My cousin... is here
Are you sure you don't want the wishes?
Nope, I don't want them!
Don't waste them!
And don't be afraid. I'll pass through the wall!
Tell me when she really passes through it...
What a bachelor graduate!
Hello Hogwartts, I'm Harmy Bobo and my ID no. is 7654321
I've got a big problem!
Don't move. You're getting robbed!
A guest is coming!
Move in; hurry up!
What are you looking at?
Take off all your clothes...
Let me save face. I'm an evildoer too
Go get a pair of chopsticks for me!
Pal, how evil are you?
I stole five of these six chickens
You stole them?
I hate people who steal. You should have guts to rob!
Take them off
Boss, I can't find any chopsticks. How about straws?
Have you cleaned your hair?
Not since last month!
Lower down!
Hello!
Hello, are you Harmy Bobo?
Hello... hello!
Hello, are you Harmy Bobo?
Yes, speaking!
I've checked everything. There's Nothing wrong with your magic power
That's strange. My magic power really doesn't work
She said that she's lost her magic power!
She's pranking us, just cut off her line!
Okay, forget about this. I've got a bigger problem
The wish-owner turned down his wishes
She said that the wish-owner turned down the offered wishes!
Just hang up. Nobody would turn them down!
What can I do now?
Can you tell me how I can go back to school?
No alternative. You can't leave until you help fulfill their wishes!
What can I do?
Oh, a gang robbery!
A gang robbery!
Forget her, hang up!
Hey, hey...
Robbery!
Ex... excuse me...!
Welcome, donate some valuables before you leave!
Take off the socks as well!
Boss, this mushroom girl doesn't have any goodies!
Miss Mushroom, where would you like to get stabbed?
So conceited. You deserve these bullets
Left or right?
What left or right?
Left foot or right foot?
Turn into lotus seed...
Left or right?
Let me pick for you!
Turn into lotus seed!
Mix up all the clothing and leave!
Where are my chopsticks?
Do you see my pair of chopsticks?
No, no, no...
Do you see my chopsticks?
Nope! Go and find it yourself!
Boss!
My bowl of roasted duck noodles!
Forgot to bring it back...
I'm busy helping the Governor look for his dog...
What happened to your foot?
Got shot!
What are you looking for?
- My twin cousins! - Twin cousins?
You looking for them under the table?
You lost contact with your cousins? You found the right place. Have a seat
We can help you with it
See who took a picture with me. Our past Governor
That's great!
Can you describe what your twin cousins look like?
They are a pair of chopsticks
Once they get licked
the pair will transform into human figures
and adopt their master's characteristics
It's not important what you're looking for
The main concern is whether I can earn money
Our charges are...
I have no money!
I'm worried. If they are licked by a bad guy, they'll become bad
I can't leave if you don't make your wishes!
How about you let me stay here!
Or go ahead and make your wishes!
We don't want wishes and I won't let you stay!
That's terrible
I can't go back to school and I lost contact with my cousins
How could I explain it to my aunt? Which floor is it?
Second!
Second floor, that sounds good. Take a look; I can fly
If I fall, at least I won't get hurt seriously!
Hey, come down first!
You prefer to make wishes or let me stay?
Check the number of Castle Peak Mental Hospital!
Hey... come down first!
You want to make wishes?
How about let her stay? At least she is Fugu's cousin!
Even it's free lodging, who pays for her meals?
From my paycheck!
Your debt is already accumulated till 70!
Then deduct up to 80 years old!
There's a problem. She loves biting off people's noses!
That's right!
Lassie died last week...
It's really mean!
Or do you prefer living without your nose?
Don't move, robbery!
Hey, kids... Let me save face, okay!
You do have guts. How about being my followers?
Sure!
Get going!
I'm Kin
We are chopstick-sisters!
Kowloon. Kowloon, Hong Kong
We like Hong Kong. That place is for me...
Kowloon. Kowloon, Hong Kong
We like Hong Kong. That place is for you...
Already past eight, no need to work?
Wake up, Lassie!
Good morning, we have one can
But one piece each day is our breakfast for a year!
Director, today is Sunday. I have to learn kung-fu at the youth club!
You've been learning for weeks
How soon can you fight better than Bruce Lee?
Hello... so early for playing mahjong!
Dummy...
Three, that many...!
Turn into a mega meal... mega meal... mega meal!
Turn into milk... turn into milk...turn into milk...!
Turn into a mega meal... a mega meal
There's a letter on my desk. Please type it for me
I'm in a rush to learn kung-fu. Bye-bye!
No problem! Fight better than Bruce Lee...
I'm going to play mahjong. Tidy up the place!
Win a lot, win a lot!
Type automatically... type automatically...
Cousin Bug, I'm so messed up. I'm unable to handle anything!
Bug, where are you going?
Bug, please don't run around...
Please don't shit everywhere. I've gotta clean them up!
Please do me a favor, come down and no more messing around, okay?
You can't mess with this...
Bug!
You don't help me but keep messing with me. I HATE YOU!
That's no good. So many things to do, need to split myself up!
Let me split up into twenty of me!
7654321.. Harmy Bobo, you better not count on it!
Don't move, robbery!
A guest is coming!
Stand still! Stand still!
Hurry up!
Anything else?
Take off your clothes!
I'm sorry!
Run away right now!
Excuse me!
Let's leave!?
Beat him up!
Self-drawn!
Full set flower tile, all concealed hand grand 4 happinesses, self-drawn...
Triple hot. Thank you very much!
I should split it up into 3 winning games instead of one
Players would lose badly in one go
So noisy and irritating! What a nasty playing style!
Number 1 bamboo tile!
Let me take this game!
I've already avoided winning on your discarded tile
Come on, please think of a solution
Go and win a game and let the dealer pass!
If not, we'll be finishing East wind at dawn!
Probably we'll end up finishing all 4 Winds next year
Pal, don't be so arrogant!
Only a comment. Not being arrogant at all!
Luckily, I've got lots of pockets in this shirt
If not, how can I carry... so much money away?
Nasty guy comes with a nasty playing style!
Nice guy comes with a nice playing style
Mix the tiles!
Brother Cheng, are we in a trap with a swindler?
Most likely...
Cheating? I hate people cheating. Don't move!
Discard a tile!
Luckily I recently adopted
2 god-daughters to handle my robbing business
Otherwise, I wouldn't have time to learn to play mahjong
It's so unlucky...
That I come across a big con artist!
Hey big... big brother, did you see me cheating?
If you don't let people win
Or kill them if they do
nobody would want to play with you again!
Okay!
Don't let me catch you... or you'll die!
Pal...
Keep playing!
Gong (claiming the fourth West wind identical tile)
The first Gong in my life!
Pal, you have to discard one!
You look disgusting. Are you cheating?
Auntie Cheng, what did he say?
He said that he looked disgusting
Was he cheating?
Oh, we'd better watch out!
Your turn!
Need to draw a tile
Draw one! Draw one!
Draw one!
Hurry up!
What's going on? Do you have a... ready hand?
That's enough. Do you think I'm blind?
Playing around with the same tile!
You must be cheating. Let me take a look!
I can rarely set up this winning 2-fan-tile
And you ruin my game
I have 5 out of 13 terminal tiles. What about my loss?
I wanna find out if he's cheating
Very hungry!
Please... please don't. This is my one-year breakfast!
I think I haven't lost my magic power, It's just delayed
Turn into a clean place, a clean place, a clean place...
Turn into a clean place, a clean place...
What happened here?
What happened to your hands?
Forget it, I was robbed!
You'd better tidy up the place
Otherwise, director will kick you out if he sees that!
Don't worry. It'll tidy up itself!
Actually I still have my magic power, it's just delayed!
Come on, let me prove it!
Turn into shit... into shit... into shit...
Sit down first. It'll be transformed any minute!
Why turn it into shit?
At least a vase can hold flowers!
This is a special shit-pot for flowers
which will never wither!
You are really nice. Accompany me to watch its transformation
My cousin always messes with me. He just shits everywhere!
You mean your Litter Bug cousin?
He's very good, except one thing!
Too dirty?
Too handsome. Too many girls like him
It's not secure to be his girlfriend
Is he your boyfriend?
I'd rather he'd look as ordinary as you!
- What're you doing? - What're you doing?
- Ran into trouble! - Ran into trouble!
I told you it'll clean itself up!
How come the vase is still a vase, and not shit?
Help scratch my back, it's very itchy
It's not just late, but also have no idea of how late it will be!
Great! It's so funny!
Are we going to catch the seat destroyer or watch a movie?
How could you still enjoy it when you watched it nine times?
Is it that funny?
Almost time for that funny scene. Smacking flies... very very funny!
Twins, do you hear me?
Over! Godfather
Are we going over the line?
We only have three guns and a few knives
There are hundreds of people here...
can we handle them?
No matter what we have to try it once...
Be brave! We have to rob out of the alley!
Cousins!
Cousin! Cousin!
What are you doing?
My twin cousins!
What are you two doing? Over!
Twins, what's going on? Over!
- Don't block it... - Shut up!
Your twin cousins are the ones who broke my arms in the alley!
How come you two are so evil now?
Cousin, please help us
We don't want to be bad people!
No matter how evil we are
It's none of your damn business!
Cousin, please help me
Where'd my cousins go?
They ran that way!
Cousin, please help us
We don't want to be bad people!
No matter how evil we are
It's none of your damn business!
Cousin, please help me
Wow... your twin cousins are really bad!
Pal, please turn off your walkie-talkie. I'm using mine now!
How about you disconnect yours?
Who are you? Who are you?
#$@!%#$@#...
I'm not gonna switch it off. You'd better do so. #$@!%#$@#...
You spoke vulgar language...
I'm gonna get you!
From the top, action! Over!
Are you kidding me...!
Godfather!
What's happening? Is that a live show?
There isn't any live show, but a robbery instead!
Stand up! Raise your hands!
Please applaud to our godfather!
Thank you, everybody...
It's time for a robbery!
Please drop your valuables inside the net, as many as you can fit
Let me make one thing clear
I hate dishonest people!
I'll randomly pick someone to go on stage
If I find any more valuables
I'll treat you with these bullets!
Thank you, everybody!
May I ask for your cooperation?
I'm looking for a guy who has a walkie-talkie and says vulgar language
Silence!
I hate people who use vulgar language
Come up here!
#$@!%#$@#...
Guy with an overbite and framed metal glasses. Please come forward!
I already told you. I'm gonna get you!
This is...
only a radio...
for listening to horse racing!
Rushing out the gate...
the first one is no. 3
Then no. 4, closely followed by no. 5...
Wow... incredible... I just bought
thirty bucks and thirty cents in no. 3, 4 and 5...
Wow... incredible! The three horses are racing out in front
3, 4, 5... 3, 4, 5... 3, 4, 5...
I would get cheated in the past
but I recently learned how to gamble on horse racing
There isn't any game today
Besides, you think you can fool me
with this fake overbite?
You swindlers always want to cheat me!
Okay, you deserve these bullets!
Left foot or right foot?
Leave us alone! I don't need any assistance!
I can handle it!
- Lotus seed! - Lotus seed!
- Director! - Director!
Cousin, please help us quick
We don't want to be bad people!
Bitch! Son of a bitch!
Let's go!
Come over!
Yes, boss?
Boss...
Are you two playing a trick on me?
The one whose eyes were poked is our cousin
She is a wizard who specializes in granting wishes!
We are her cousins, a pair of chopsticks originally!
Well then, show me how you both turn into a pair of chopsticks
We only transform back to chopsticks when we are scared
You two are very cute!
Do you think I'm a 3-year-old kid?
Why is it so smelly?
Who hates me that much?
Must be Bug!
I forgot to bring him with us!
Bug?
Bug, I've already told you that the director isn't mean to me!
I won't be mean to you anymore,
cause I never want to see you...
and your cousin ever again!
You are in deep shit! Bug is very close-minded!
She's silly, but you can't get rid of her like that!
That'll be great, if I can really get rid of her!
What if she really doesn't come back?
I'll let you be the director!
I'll have to chase after her!
Do it after you help me take off these pants and get dessert!
Come over
I'm really... really... mad today!
Can I go?
Wait!
What?
It's not sweet enough. Give me more sugar!
- Cousin Bug...! - Cousin Bug...!
I threw you out because I was afraid that you'd get bored at home...
Jane has already told you that I wasn't mean to her, hasn't she?
I yelled at her... because I wanted her to be good
In fact, I like her very much...
Don't be fooled by my outlook and harsh tone...
Actually, I have a heart of gold...
Thank you
Try lying on my giant waterbed!
Very comfortable
Feeling like you're floating is...
really something!
Actually when you're not here
Fugu and I always sneak in
And lie on it to relax!
That's alright! Lie on it
whenever you feel like
Indeed, I have pretty good luck
I had nothing
when I was born
Now I have a decent life
Do we really need this kind of fancy floating bed?
I feel dizzy...
You're right!
Why would I want to
sleep like this?
My life's been like this for decades!
If Litter Bug is her cousin
she's not really Jane Lam... right?
She's a wizard!
How could we possibly find her...
in such a big city?
You've met my cousin and you know I'm not nuts!
Wanna make wishes?
Yes! What...
what... should I make?
It's always been money for the first one!
Winning a parimutuel bet!
Gotta be a woman for the second one! What type do you like?
Little Britney type!
What's your third one?
Any advice?
You can put it off if you're not ready!
You shouldn't
make the first two in a rush
You should think them over...
What about your first wish?
You can take your time to think it over!
I want... a bowl of BBQ pork rice!
Are you serious? A bowl of BBQ pork rice...
Let me remind you:
only one of you is the wish-owner!
We'd only know who that person is when the wish comes true!
It's very late
Who can that be?
What am I doing here?
I'm here to look for cousin Fugu!
Little Britney!
Excuse me, I'm looking for...
Excuse me, I don't know who I'm looking for!
What is this place?
Where am I?
Why am I here?
Who am I?
I get it
You are a virtual figure!
Let me introduce myself. I'm Harmy Bobo
The wizard who created you
He is your master... the director here!
I'll be rich! Let me treat you to BBQ pork rice
when I win the parimutuel bet!
I'm a virtual figure?
I'm not real? I'm fictional?
You are... my master... director?
Exactly... it's me
Good morning, Master!
It's raw. What were you doing for so long?
You have to heat up the oil first
Even if you add soya sauce on boiling oil you have to heat up the oil again!
I'll cook it more if you dislike the taste...
Time for Collegiate Quiz Show...
I love watching it...
Here is a Win U Boost special:
Collegiate Quiz Show...
Go!
It's Yan Yan Elementary School's turn!
First question:
What's the velocity for a rocket to offset gravity?
Forty thousand kilometers!
The answer is forty thousand kilometers per hour!
What's the element to make atomic bombs?
Uranium 235!
That's right. Uranium 235!
Black Hole! Relativity theory!
Emperor Guangxu! Akira Kurosawa!
Ice age! Fantasia!
It's Ming Ming Elementary School's turn!
First question (mahjong game):
You have three Character One and three Character Nine
One of each Character Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven and Eight
How many possibilities can you win?
Nine!
Nine is right!
You are superduper!
She said that you're great in French!
If she knows French, she must know English!
Of course dear, you're so clever!
How about in Thai?
You are superduper!
Vietnamese?
You are superduper!
Gotta get you in Tibetan!
You are superduper!
Master, you're excellent!
You are great!
She is very knowledgeable. Does she know any martial arts?
Wow... so perfect
Except her cooking is a bit raw!
It doesn't feel right to peep
But she is a virtual figure
and I'm her master!
We're just friends
Why're you so domineering?
I don't wanna talk to you...
Don't be afraid! I'm not here for robbery
But leisure instead...
Where did you go?
So irritating! Bug said that we flirted!
Did we flirt?
We never did
Your pair is very cute!
Your girl is really gorgeous!
Not only that, she's very versatile!
You serious?
Does she know how to make airplanes and artillery?
Better ask her!
Do you know how to make an airplane?
Sure!
How about artillery?
Of course!
She does! And rockets?
Nope! I don't...
I don't know how to make a rocket...
Can you give me back the gum?
We're in trouble! We're in trouble!
My Little Britney, what's going on?
Your girl doesn't look good. Does she need any ointment?
No...
Godfather!
My little Britney!
Goddaughters!
Cousins!
Where are my twin goddaughters?
You don't have to make any rockets...
Don't make them if you don't know how...
Don't scare me!
Where're my goddaughters?
Boss... police are coming!
Let's get out of here!
I don't know how to make a rocket...
I don't know...
Excuse me sir. She is a virtual figure, not real!
She created her!
I'm a wizard!
Any more bullshit, I'll take that person to the mental hospital too!
Just like having a dream!
Piece of shit. Fugu?
Is he one of the guys who rubbed the lamp?
Jane, mankind has already landed on the moon...
Take a look!
You piece of shit...
Shut up!
One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
Jane...
I believe you must be...
watching TV... somewhere!
Couldn't find Jane?
When can we have the first...
... Hong Kong astronaut who lands on the moon?
Sometime in 2020!
You know that too?
Don't you remember I'm a wizard?
If there was really... a wizard
My first wish would be...
... to take pictures and
get the first Hong Kong astronaut's autograph...
... for Jane
Hong Kong Television News is released on every Thursday
It only costs thirty cents!
Dir... director!
You yelling at me?
Wanna rebel?
Don't blame director. He is in a bad mood!
The girl who he loves was taken to Castle Peak Mental Hospital!
The girl suddenly collapsed when they were dancing
Almost bit off his nose!
Bit off his nose... as well?
It really sucks
She knows the velocity a rocket needs to fly
And she can speak multiple languages
And she's good at Taekwondo!
Sounds so alike my cousin Jane...
That's her!
Is she your cousin?
We thought that she's a virtual figure... created by you?
I thought so too
My aunt... gave birth to Jane!
She is... in a mental hospital
Director danced... with her!
Why are you so damn noisy?
Dancing... you danced with Jane...
Stop this...
I wanna strangle you...
You should blame me instead
It's true, I told director that I'd created Jane!
I want to make a wish...!
Let's reverse time, so that director never falls in love with Jane!
My second wish is to strangle director...
My third wish is to strangle director!
Your Little Britney is Jane, his cousin
Didn't you say that she is fictional? What...
Let me check on them!
Holy shit, I'm in deep trouble! Don't freak out!
Maybe he isn't the wish-owner!
Lots of things happened tonight!
There's something else
Cousin Bug would like to talk to you!
Cousin Bug!
You have to promise me
that no matter how it ends up you can't gulp him down!
I'm scared...
But I'm really in love with Bobo!
I know...
you were Bobo's boyfriend from the start
and I shouldn't get involved!
But I can't control myself
Of course I know that it's not fair to you
but we didn't mean to hurt you intentionally
Although we just started
I can promise you that...
I won't let her down!
I'm sorry
Please accept us
and forgive my selfishness!
Bug, I've grown up!
You're too handsome for me!
Bug...
Visit Jane... visit Jane...
One small step for man, one giant leap for Hong Kong
This heroic astronaut hails from Hong Kong
He is putting our HKSAR flag onto the moon!
A significant moment in Hong Kong history!
Our heroic astronaut, can you describe how you feel?
Very honorable!
Can you describe more?
Proud!
Excellent
I also feel proud...
... to witness this significant moment!
Our heroic astronaut is getting attacked by an unknown being!
Heroic astronaut...
Where's that piece of shit?
Do you know, wizard?
Fugu is going to meet the astronaut in 2020!
He is the wish-owner!
Why him, not me?
Do you remember his second and third wishes?
- To strangle director! - To strangle director!
Holly molly! We'll get into deep trouble...
Once the wishes are made, there's no turning back. It must come true!
Fugu will show up at anytime...
and strangle the director!
Where're you going?
How do I know? As far as I can go!
It's useless. Fugu can also chase you
as far as you can go
He must get you...
... cause he made the wishes!
Don't blame me
It's better if he's the one that dies!
If that shit shows up I must beat him to death!
If that piece of shit shows up I must beat him to death!
It's useless. Even if you can beat him
he'll strangle you before you can do so
because he owns the wishes!
What kind of wizard are you?
What stupid wishes are they?
Please think of a solution quickly!
Calm down, calm down!
Find the salt fish, find the salt fish!
Call my school, call my school!
Don't look for it. You'd better hide yourself!
Where should I hide?
The cage!
Okay... Go and find the salt fish!
Don't panic. It's okay
It's okay...
Director, I've taken pictures...
... with the astronaut on the moon!
Taking pictures...
Why are you strangling my neck?
If you can go to the moon
you'll strangle me as well!
You dying... is better than me!
If you strangle me... I'll strangle you...
I found it!
Who chopped up my salt fish?
Fugu steamed it up!
Please don't fight!
Turn into a phone, turn into a phone, turn into a phone...
Nobody move!
I'm not here for robbery but to catch someone instead!
Take the cage away!
My goddaughters told me
that one of you has three wishes
I don't care who has them. I only need one:
to get my goddaughters back!
You folks discuss it!
Can you get back your twin cousins?
He is insane!
My aunt already escorted them back!
How is it, Miss Wizard?
Since you know her wizard identity aren't you afraid of her?
I miss my goddaughters so much that I'm not afraid of anyone
How is it, Wizard?
I really don't know how to bring them back to you now!
No matter what, don't say who can make wishes!
Who owns the wishes?
We don't!
How about Mr. Honest? Do you own any wish?
Nope!
Who actually owns the wishes between you two?
We both do!
You're lying. My twin goddaughters told me
that only 1 person is the wish-owner!
Cousin wizard, don't you know who owns the wishes?
I know but I won't tell you
I havee no idea how you'd treat him!
You two...
Excuse me
I'm officially robbing your wishes!
I have no more!
My first wish is to go to the moon
My second and my third wishes are...
To strangle director... and to strangle director
I have no more!
I hate dishonest people!
I'll give you three minutes to strangle him
If he doesn't die, that means you're lying
and I'll beat you to death!
Start counting now!
Must strangle you...
Start the car!
I don't know how to drive...
The rear mirror...
Ignite the engine... the clutch... the clutch
The stick-shift... the stick-shift
Director...
Get out!
Don't move!
This car is for trapping people!
If you don't strangle him I'll strangle you!
You still have...
10, 9, 8, 7, 6
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
I can't!
Time's up!
If he doesn't die, you will...
Any stratagem?
Even a wizard can't help!
You shitty...
You're a bastard too!
I've had enough!
Are you really not giving me back my goddaughters?
Okay, this is what you deserve!
Who'd like to be the first to die?
If you don't make your decision, let me!
You...
Let me take her position!
Okay, I'll let you be the first one!
Litter Bug, I miss my goddaughters so much
that I'm not afraid of you!
Bug!
Salt fish? My salt fish!
Harmy Bobo, what've you done?
How could a person die twice?
It doesn't make sense! How about deleting it?
Okay! Okay!
- She doesn't deserve to graduate! - Yup!
You can make two new wishes again...
... to replace the duplicate ones!
Hold on. This shouldn't be done in a rush
Think it over carefully, understand?
I wish for Jane, to get well soon!
Sorry!
- Jane! - Little Britney!
I don't have time to fall in love!
I need to send the first Hong Kong astronaut to the moon in 2020
Time is very tight. Only 50 years left
Bye-bye!
If Fugu finishes making his third wish
you have to go back to school...
I can't see you any more!
Yes!
My third wish is...
You don't even let me say farewell before she leaves!
What did you wish?
I wished... that everybody has a wish!
I'm the principal of Hogwartts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Everyone gets a wish!
You go ahead!
Mr. Principal, of course I'd like to be rich!
You prefer to profit from others or make your own fortune?
lt'll be great if I can profit by other people's toil.
Do you want health other than wealth?
I wanna be healthy!
Do you want wealth other than health?
Do you think I can have both wealth and health forever?
Only one wish!
Can I be... a happy man forever?
Do you want unhappiness as well?
Nope!
If you don't want unhappiness
how could you reflect on your happiness?
Director?
Next!
I'm Fu...gu
Principal, I'd like to learn witch...craft!
Next!
I'd like to learn witchcraft. I'd like to see Bobo again!
That'll be great!
Next!
Principal, I have no wish
Can I learn witchcraft?
Everyone gets to learn witchcraft
I want it too!
Principal, he keeps imitating you!
Oh... pretty good imitation!
Okay, your wish is granted!
Welcome to Hogwartts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
I hope your wish comes true!